Welcome to Frizby’s. By creating an account or placing an order, you agree to play by our house rules. We keep this simple because nobody likes scrolling through a hundred pages of legal mumbo-jumbo.

• 1. Show up for what you order.
  If you order a sandwich, we’ll make it. Please come pick it up. We love making food, not landfill.
• 2. Be cool to our crew.
  Life’s hard enough without someone yelling about extra pickles. Treat the staff with respect, and we’ll return the favor.
• 3. Keep your account legit.
  Use your real name, phone, and email. No “Mickey Mouse at Disney dot com.” If we can’t reach you, your order may go missing like socks in a dryer.
• 4. Rewards are for regular humans.
  Our punch cards and reward points are for actual customers. Robots and coupon hoarders, you know who you are.
• 5. We can update these rules anytime.
  If aliens land out front and demand different terms, we reserve the right to tweak things without sending you a notarized letter.

Bottom line: Don’t be a jerk, pick up what you order, and enjoy your food. Agreeing to these terms means we get along great and sandwiches keep flying out of the kitchen.